Through diligent investigation using the latest techniques of the 1950s, I stumbled across the medium the White house uses to communicate with certain Blue Dogs and New Dems. Due to the high security nature of this communiqué, it will self destruct 20 seconds after reading...or by 2012, whichever comes first! Anyone revealing the special information herein will be struck blind, deaf and dumb, never to be believed again, made impotent (except with members of the same sex) or in other words, turned into a Republican.
Pay close attention folk!
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Pay close attention folk!
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